Wednesday, January 27, 2010

A NOTE I FOUND TODAY IN A MAGAZINE

"A man is lying on a bed in a room. It is a winter day. The window in the room is open. There is a dresser in the room with a glass on it. The glass contains a diluted red solution.

-What Happened-"

4 Comments:

Blogger Alicia P. said...

well, if it was winter in mississippi, the man could have found some red leaves, crushed them, and put them in a glass with some rubbing alcohol to extract the pigment. it takes a long time extract all the pigment, so he decided to lay down for a while. the window is open because of the alcohol fumes.

January 27, 2010 at 2:16 PM  
Blogger jac32067 said...

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January 28, 2010 at 7:40 AM  
Blogger jac32067 said...

The heater in the mans house was on too high, so he decided to open a window and get a cold glass of diluted grape juice to cool down. a symptom of heat exhaustion is fatigue, so he decided to take a nap before indulging in his beverage.

January 28, 2010 at 7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He killed himself, and now he's dying

February 2, 2010 at 10:17 PM  

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