YOUNG AUTHORS OF HILLRISE ELEMENTARY 1991-92
THE HORSE
by kelsey thompson
first grade
once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a horse that ate hay...and dirt but he couldn't eat dirt because he would throw up so he just ate hay.
SOLDIER
by derek blue
fights, Brave
fighting, killing, shooting,
it is really hard
Marine
EMILY THE ELEPHANT
by sheena o'kane
first grade
emily the elephant likes when people ride her. she likes when she gets fed and she likes when people entertain her. she likes to eat peanuts for meal. she likes to play with other elephants. she likes to play hide and go seek. she usually hides behind a tree and pretends to be a statue and in the morning she likes to take a shower.
THE DAY THE PIZZA CAME ALIVE
by gerrad moore
second grade
one day the pizza came alive and tried to eat me up, but he invited more pizza and they just about caught me, but i got away. i stopped running and i said, "they'll never catch me! -- well what do you know--- they did!"
"yummers," the pizza said.
THE RABBIT
by tai zuckweiler
far away in a snow white forest there lived a young, white, long eared rabbit. he lived in a fallen down tree. the rabbit didn't like other rabbits. he didn't have any friends. one day, he saw something shining it was so bright it looked like the sun shining on water. he went to see what it was. when he got close he put his head into it and it spoke to him. it told to go find a rabbit and iw would like him. so he did and they were friends for a long, long, very long time.
THE DEER WENT TO THE FOREST
by chris taulborg
first grade
one day the deer went in to the forest. then he saw a tiger. then the deer ran off far away back in to the forest. then when he stoped he was home.
THE ADVENTURE THAT WILLIAM HAD
by alex clark
first grade
once there was a boy. his name was william and he loved natural things. he did not obey his dad. one day he was walking in the woods. suddenly he fell into the creek. the end.
RACCOON
by josh c.
first grade
in the soft white winter snow, a raccoon sleeps in a willow. they sleep in the winter and gather in the summer. if we did not have them, then it would be a bummer.
i like raccoons!
EDITOR'S NOTE: i have it on high authority that josh c. was actually a real serious asshole and he used to beat up kid's in the playground. seriously. his mom probably wrote this for him or something. this is bullshit. in the soft white winter snow? give me a break. this kid did not have a right arm probably.
CORKY'S SEAL'S CIRCUS
by rachael sturgeon
first grade
i met corky at the circus. he is fun to play with. he is fun to go away with. he is my friend. oh did i forget that he is nice? now you wish that you could be a seal!
WAR
by erin kirby
third grade
the guns were loud
and the drummer boys were proud
the losers had to pay a fine
the bad guys lost and the earth
was fine!
THE BIG MOON
by megan carrick
fourth grade
once upon a time there was a man who loved to eat big, fat, plump, marshmallows. he always ordered people to make him marshmallows. on night he ordered some people to make him a big, fat, plump marshmallow. so all the people made him a big, fat, plump marshmallow. but the people were getting the ingrients he had some marshmallow spice that mde it even bigger then it what it's supposed to be. when the marshmallow was cooking, the oven exploded! it turned out that the marshmallow was so big that it stayed there for ever!
THE DAY I WON A TROPHY
by david peek
fourth grade
i was getting ready for a race that the school was having. i said to myself "i hope i win,' and i thought i was going to win. but then i remembered i was not the only fast kid. the problem was matt harm is faster than me. so, i stayed calm. i tried not to think of him, but he was still in my head. so, later on, i wished him good luck!!!!! we got in our places and the starter shot the gun. first, matt was ahead, then i was ahead. it kept going like that, and finally i got ahead of him and won the race! he said to me, "good job," and i said "thanks." still pals, still pals! the end.
THE GIANT AND THE BIRD
by amanda chaney
second grade
once upon a time there was a giant named jon. he lived in a huge castle by the forest. a little bird named cuckoo lived in a tree next to the castle. one morning the giant woke up. he was hungry. his tummy was growling pretty bad. "i must eat a bird!" then he heard singing. he looked outside. there was a bird sitting in a tree outside the giant's window. "I must eat you!" "Oh, oh, please don't eat me!" "Then you must do something for me. I must have it back in two days." "I promise i will have it back in two days." so the giant went to bed. two days went by. the giant woke up. he went outside. "i brought you a harp," said the bird.
the giant and the bird went under a tree playing the harp. and from then on they were the best of friends.
THE PRINCESS WHO LOVED TO SING
by kimberly hightower
second grade
once upon a time there lived a princess who loved to sing. she lived in a little cottage in the meadow with a frog named Bip and a flower named Roa who could talk. nearby in the forest lived a witch who did not like to hear the princess sing. the people in the town loved to hear her sing. the princess would sit on a swing and sing and sing. the witch wanted to take her voice, so she made a potion to take her voice.
one night the witch crept into the cottage and put the potion in the princess' mouth and left quickly. the next morning the princess could not sing and that day everyone was so down and blue because there was no cheerful singing. that day the princess's voice sounded like a frog was in her throat. that night the witch was laughing because she finally had the princess's voice! then thunder crashed- lightning hit the witch's house. the witch died. and the case that held the princess's voice in it broke! and the princess got her voice back! the princess and the people in the town lived happily ever after. the end.
SCHROEDERS
by catherine jackson
fourth grade
schroeder's are good friends. kathy is great at singing, very nice and pretty. she is going to be a family counsiler. she will graduate in december. rory is a plumber, funny and is nice. nick is in 11th grade and is drawing and has lots of fish tanks. laura is my best friend. she's in 9th grade. she wants to be a nurse when she gets older. the schroeder's live on a farm. that's where we got our cats. their cat barley is 14 years old. douchas is their dog he has had puppies one time. their animals are 1 dog 4 cats 1 horse and tons of fish.
by kelsey thompson
first grade
once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a horse that ate hay...and dirt but he couldn't eat dirt because he would throw up so he just ate hay.
SOLDIER
by derek blue
fights, Brave
fighting, killing, shooting,
it is really hard
Marine
EMILY THE ELEPHANT
by sheena o'kane
first grade
emily the elephant likes when people ride her. she likes when she gets fed and she likes when people entertain her. she likes to eat peanuts for meal. she likes to play with other elephants. she likes to play hide and go seek. she usually hides behind a tree and pretends to be a statue and in the morning she likes to take a shower.
THE DAY THE PIZZA CAME ALIVE
by gerrad moore
second grade
one day the pizza came alive and tried to eat me up, but he invited more pizza and they just about caught me, but i got away. i stopped running and i said, "they'll never catch me! -- well what do you know--- they did!"
"yummers," the pizza said.
THE RABBIT
by tai zuckweiler
far away in a snow white forest there lived a young, white, long eared rabbit. he lived in a fallen down tree. the rabbit didn't like other rabbits. he didn't have any friends. one day, he saw something shining it was so bright it looked like the sun shining on water. he went to see what it was. when he got close he put his head into it and it spoke to him. it told to go find a rabbit and iw would like him. so he did and they were friends for a long, long, very long time.
THE DEER WENT TO THE FOREST
by chris taulborg
first grade
one day the deer went in to the forest. then he saw a tiger. then the deer ran off far away back in to the forest. then when he stoped he was home.
THE ADVENTURE THAT WILLIAM HAD
by alex clark
first grade
once there was a boy. his name was william and he loved natural things. he did not obey his dad. one day he was walking in the woods. suddenly he fell into the creek. the end.
RACCOON
by josh c.
first grade
in the soft white winter snow, a raccoon sleeps in a willow. they sleep in the winter and gather in the summer. if we did not have them, then it would be a bummer.
i like raccoons!
EDITOR'S NOTE: i have it on high authority that josh c. was actually a real serious asshole and he used to beat up kid's in the playground. seriously. his mom probably wrote this for him or something. this is bullshit. in the soft white winter snow? give me a break. this kid did not have a right arm probably.
CORKY'S SEAL'S CIRCUS
by rachael sturgeon
first grade
i met corky at the circus. he is fun to play with. he is fun to go away with. he is my friend. oh did i forget that he is nice? now you wish that you could be a seal!
WAR
by erin kirby
third grade
the guns were loud
and the drummer boys were proud
the losers had to pay a fine
the bad guys lost and the earth
was fine!
THE BIG MOON
by megan carrick
fourth grade
once upon a time there was a man who loved to eat big, fat, plump, marshmallows. he always ordered people to make him marshmallows. on night he ordered some people to make him a big, fat, plump marshmallow. so all the people made him a big, fat, plump marshmallow. but the people were getting the ingrients he had some marshmallow spice that mde it even bigger then it what it's supposed to be. when the marshmallow was cooking, the oven exploded! it turned out that the marshmallow was so big that it stayed there for ever!
THE DAY I WON A TROPHY
by david peek
fourth grade
i was getting ready for a race that the school was having. i said to myself "i hope i win,' and i thought i was going to win. but then i remembered i was not the only fast kid. the problem was matt harm is faster than me. so, i stayed calm. i tried not to think of him, but he was still in my head. so, later on, i wished him good luck!!!!! we got in our places and the starter shot the gun. first, matt was ahead, then i was ahead. it kept going like that, and finally i got ahead of him and won the race! he said to me, "good job," and i said "thanks." still pals, still pals! the end.
THE GIANT AND THE BIRD
by amanda chaney
second grade
once upon a time there was a giant named jon. he lived in a huge castle by the forest. a little bird named cuckoo lived in a tree next to the castle. one morning the giant woke up. he was hungry. his tummy was growling pretty bad. "i must eat a bird!" then he heard singing. he looked outside. there was a bird sitting in a tree outside the giant's window. "I must eat you!" "Oh, oh, please don't eat me!" "Then you must do something for me. I must have it back in two days." "I promise i will have it back in two days." so the giant went to bed. two days went by. the giant woke up. he went outside. "i brought you a harp," said the bird.
the giant and the bird went under a tree playing the harp. and from then on they were the best of friends.
THE PRINCESS WHO LOVED TO SING
by kimberly hightower
second grade
once upon a time there lived a princess who loved to sing. she lived in a little cottage in the meadow with a frog named Bip and a flower named Roa who could talk. nearby in the forest lived a witch who did not like to hear the princess sing. the people in the town loved to hear her sing. the princess would sit on a swing and sing and sing. the witch wanted to take her voice, so she made a potion to take her voice.
one night the witch crept into the cottage and put the potion in the princess' mouth and left quickly. the next morning the princess could not sing and that day everyone was so down and blue because there was no cheerful singing. that day the princess's voice sounded like a frog was in her throat. that night the witch was laughing because she finally had the princess's voice! then thunder crashed- lightning hit the witch's house. the witch died. and the case that held the princess's voice in it broke! and the princess got her voice back! the princess and the people in the town lived happily ever after. the end.
SCHROEDERS
by catherine jackson
fourth grade
schroeder's are good friends. kathy is great at singing, very nice and pretty. she is going to be a family counsiler. she will graduate in december. rory is a plumber, funny and is nice. nick is in 11th grade and is drawing and has lots of fish tanks. laura is my best friend. she's in 9th grade. she wants to be a nurse when she gets older. the schroeder's live on a farm. that's where we got our cats. their cat barley is 14 years old. douchas is their dog he has had puppies one time. their animals are 1 dog 4 cats 1 horse and tons of fish.
posted by wagner israel cilio iii @ 11:00 AM
9 Comments:
Bully's have feeling too
dude, i was, frankly, captivated by how the pizza came alive and shit.
bully:
no i know. me too.
sam:
no i know. me too.
Where was this school? And did this coverstone fellow happen to be albino?
This would be Josh Coverstone...a bully on the playground? Look, as an "editor" don't you have anything better to do than dissecting the words of a first grader? That must have been like 18 years ago...and no, frankly, I think I did more of the getting beat up than I did the beating.
In any event, dear editor, find a life, and get a hobby.
-Josh
P.S. Yes, I have albinism.
The tone of this message board bears stark contrast to the title of this webpage. yes, i called it a webpage. You ought to release a second volume called "we are all deeply flawed and cannot get along with one another".
So where did everybody end up?
The editor is an idiot. Josh C was the VICTIM of bullies. I witnessed it.
I wonder where Josh C is now.
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