a review of a sam pink song

SAM PINK - 'THERE IS NO ONE IN MY ROOM'

this song is the score for the final love scene when the comets are crashing into the earth and the dinosaurs and crying and weeping terribly. and there are two dinosaurs in love and they are holding each other and telling each other absolute truth. they are telling each other that they love each other and that, to the most of whatever arbitrary set of moral guidelines they follow, they have assigned the greatest meaning to the other dinosaur, to their lover dinosaur. they have validated their existences of eating smaller animals, chewing leaves, and walking slowly--they have validated this with their beautiful, meaningful love. there is nothing that can hurt them and they are no one because no one can be hurt. no one can die. no one can die.