Thursday, December 11, 2008

one day i will be able to do long divison and when that day comes i will divide you into an odd number and not even THINK to leave a remainder

on my itunes 'recently added' playlist i am listening to celer. i am drunk. in the hallway. i get better reception here. neighbor's wifi. franzia blush. 'this drink will absolutely make me an alcoholic'.

a few weeks ago i acquired van dyke parks.
i acquired celer directly after.

when i finish listening to celer, the next album to listen to is van dyke parks' 'jump!'

right now i don't particularly feel like jumping.

i feel like sitting in my hallway and pretending i am invisible.
i feel like hiding in a secret cupboard with invisible doors.

if someone were to walk by i would put out my foot to trip them. i would watch their eyes suddenly widen in bewilderment and their hands busy with whateverm, suddenly impeding them from breaking the fall.

i feel this is truth. i feel that suddenly impeding someone from breaking their fall is truth. i feel one day i will break the fall of millions of people and they will thank me and i will not have social anxiety anymore. everyone will be my friend and i will not have to go to ozark guidance anymore. i will just walk around town and the shopkeepers will know my name and give me things for free.

when i am free i will post a link which will enable readers to download me for free from bandago or mediafire or rapidshare or something. there will be a minial level of spam and i will understand how exactly people share themselves and how they take care of each other.

3 Comments:

Blogger xactothefuture said...

but... if the doors really were invisible, it wouldn't really matter how secret the cupboard was, would it?

December 12, 2008 at 8:11 AM  
Blogger Joshua said...

I love this:

"when i am free i will post a link which will enable readers to download me for free from bandago or mediafire or rapidshare or something. there will be a minial level of spam and i will understand how exactly people share themselves and how they take care of each other."

December 12, 2008 at 11:03 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

i think that's the cupboard from "indian in the cupboard"

December 12, 2008 at 2:51 PM  

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