how to care less

lifehack.org has an article about how to care less. the article is called 'selective apathy frees you to care more'. it is written by a certain torley. torley says in the article: Be cool. Let apathy be the frosting on your “caring cake”.

torley seems to be very 'cool'. he does not care about hair or about saying intelligent things to everyone he meets. he is not worried about saying dumb things because he knows that he is intelligent and he knows that the people who matter, know this. torley is the kind of guy who pulls his pants completely down to pee and he's okay when someone walks in on him. he invites them in. he says, i don't need to care about this. this is not worth caring about. and then he begins to whistle. torley is a triumph of the human spirit. torley recognizes goodness in midst of all the wrongness. he is a fucking champion. torley weiner is probably the size of a newborn baby. torley never gets depressed and torley's computer battery life outlasts most other competitive battery lives. torley would never look at pornography when he is lonely and he would not be sad when thinking about the death of an acquaitance and stay up late nights thinking about it. this is something torley would not do.